…because the Ritalin-free spaz that goes by the name of Tyra Banks has declared today ‘National Real Hair Day’. Yep, supposedly Tyra is going weave/wig-less for the season premiere of her talk show, which airs today.
“This season on The Tyra Show we’re taking it to the next level and getting more real than ever before by encouraging women everywhere to own and rock what they’ve got and be proud!”
“For the season 5 premiere, I will be doing just that – no fake hair, I’m rocking my REAL hair. This will all be going down on September 8, 2009, which we’re declaring National Real Hair Day! We welcome everyone to go natural with me!”
Shoot me…please. No, better yet, shoot her. I could be wrong, but I’m just gonna assume that after today she’s gonna go back to wearing huge lace front wigs that resemble the fur of a small to medium size marsupial. This makes a whole lot of sense. Great message Tyra. Hey ladies be natural and proud of your real hair…1 day out of the year!! But for the other 364 days out of the year make sure you hide that nappy shit.
Hey ladies please don’t let Tyra and her massive forehead send yo ass off. If people haven’t seen your real hair in 10 years, it’s probably a reason for that. This is what my brother Jay refers to as, “The banana in the tailpipe”. Whatever you do, DO NOT walk out of the house today without “all” of your hair. Even if you had no clue that Lord Helmet was planning this ‘National Real Hair Day’ and you were going to go all natural today, I’m asking you to reconsider. Staple, sew, glue or weld your weave/wig back to your scalp because it can only end bad for you. At best you’ll just scare the shit of people who have never seen your real hair…and at worst people will think you’re a devout Tyra Banks fan who follows her every command.
Doza said 