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Alicia Keys Covers GIANT Magazine…

January 19, 2010

…for their winter preview special double issue (whatever the hell that is). Hit the jump to watch her interview with Smokey D. Fontaine of GIANT Magazine. Is it me or does his name sound like it’s straight out of a blaxploitation film? Anywho, there’s also a few wack ass pics in which she’s fully clothed after the jump as well.

Btw I’m tired of these boring ass photo shoots with these chicks just laying around on some random couch looking all sleepy and like borderline ratards (<–no, it's not misspelled go watch The Hangover). These photographers need to turn shit up a notch, be a bit more creative. Hell, I don’t know…next time try having Ms. Keys wrestle a giant bottle of canola oil (with the top off) on top of a piano while she’s wearing that purple catsuit from her “Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart” video.

Okay, that may be a little extreme and unrealistic….who has canola oil readily available at a photoshoot? What about olive oil? Okay, baby oil perhaps? *sigh* I just wanna see her covered in oil…any type will do.

Random blogger/internet nerd comment: The embed code for this video has to be the longest I’ve ever seen in my life.