Jamie Foxx Is…

…one lucky bastard.

Halle Berry decided to make me extremely jealous of Jamie Foxx at the Spike TV’s 2009 “Guys Choice Awards” Saturday night. She kissed him, grabbed his crotch and let him palm her tight ass….shoot me…please. If that was me I would’ve had to walk right off stage directly afterwards….facing the audience, side stepping the whole way. If I would’ve turned sideways I would’ve gotten fined by the FCC like Janet did for the whole Superbowl titty thing. Why? Let’s just say they haven’t made a pair of underwear or jeans that would’ve been strong enough to hold back my excitement.

Jamie Foxx and Keri Hilson’s backup dancer are very Zen like creatures…kind of like Black Buddhas. It’s quite fascinating. How do they control themselves in these situations? Do you see where Halle’s hand is at? That right there would’ve made me forget we were at an awards show. I would’ve immediately thought we were back at my place, in my bedroom, with “Blame It” playing in the background, candles burning, maple syrup everywhere, video camera recording….

*Sigh*

More pics after the jump.




Oh yeah, I like to dedicate this video to Ms. Berry.

Random Pics: Halle & Gabriel Aubrey…

…becoming irritated with the paparazzi at the airport.

Halle Is On The Cover of Esquire…

Damn…

Halle Got Her Star…

…on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today.She should get another one just for that pose.

Imagine A World Without Halle Berry…

…because it was almost a reality.
Halle told Sunday magazine Parade that she tried to gas herself in her car over her stormy marriage to baseball star David Justice.

“I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming, when I had an image of my mother finding me,” she says.

“She sacrificed so much for her children, and to end my life would be an incredibly selfish thing to do. It was all about a relationship. My sense of worth was so low,” Berry said. For more info go to Yahoo.

She’s so damn fine…but something tells me she’s about as crazy as she is fine. So that means she’s a f*cking lunatic.