Okay, I’ve come to the conclusion that my life is so fuckin’ awesome that you might want to know what it is that I’m doing and/or thinking any at any given moment. So I decided to join Twitter. I’ve been on for a while now and I really don’t tweet that much, but that’s about to change (I think …okay probably not).
Well at the very least, I’ll keep you up to date with what’s being posted on the site.
Before you decide to follow me, I have to let you know that I’m a wild guy…I live life on the edge. I’m talkin’ straight thug life felony shit, like….I don’t even pay parking meters or tickets, I open and eat food while grocery shopping, I press the “close door” button on elevators when I see people running to catch it, I litter (because I think it creates jobs), I tear the tags off of pillows (the ones that say it’s illegal to do so) before I buy ’em, I drive slow as hell when I see the person behind me is in a hurry, I even wear mismatch socks to work. Basically I’m America’s worst nightmare….
So Follow Me….and play my gangsta ass Twitter theme music ….in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Doza said 