Archive for the ‘Beyonce’ Category

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Beyonce – Ego…

May 21, 2009

When I saw Beyonce and her 2 sidekicks at the beginning of this video, I automatically thought of the ‘air grind’ move they did at the 0:51 mark in the “Single Ladies” video. That move was nothing short of amazing.

Well, this video is basically the “Single Ladies” video with wack outfits, no ‘air grind’ move and a chair for Sasha to randomly sit in…it sucks.

Bonus:
Beyonce Ft. Kanye West – Ego Remix

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Look What You’ve Done…

April 28, 2009

Beyoncé’s thriller Basic Instinct, Fatal Attraction Obsessed, came in at #1 at the box office, raking in an estimated $28.5 million over the weekend. It reportedly brought in $11 million its opening night.

*sigh* Why Beyoncé fans? Why?

You know what this means right? More Sasha Fierce movies are on the way. Look, Beyoncé can definitely sing, I’m not denying that. She can definitely make hits…I even find myself nodding to half of her songs when they come on, and that Diva beat was sick as hell. (Did I just type that? Must go back and erase)…but the woman can not act.

C’mon…everybody knows this movie was destined for a straight to TV/DVD release. All they had to do was replace Idris with Leon and that would’ve been it. Do you know what the name of this movie was before they changed it to Obsessed?

The original title was…

Oh No She Didn’t

…..if that shit doesn’t scream BET Blackbuster movie, then I don’t know what does. Unfortunately, I’m not making this up, just go to the ‘Additional Details’ section of IMDB.

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Beyonce = Wonder Woman?

November 14, 2008

By now I’m sure you’ve heard that Mrs. ‘To The Left’ is interested in playing Wonder Woman. If she never wants to get offered another movie role in her life…I say go for it. To put this in perspective, Halle Berry (the greatest MILF in the world) who’s an okay actress, played in a movie by the name of Catwoman…we saw how that turned out.

Now don’t get me wrong Beyonsafierce (aka Ms. 51 seconds), is a very talented singer. Did you notice how I placed a period after the word ‘singer’. That’s it, she’s a talented singer. I honestly believe a dyslexic chimpanzee with down syndrome could act 10 times better than her.

Need proof…Dreamgirls? Pick a scene. Her Sprint Commercial? She only had 1 line about some wack ass Dereon samples and she dropped the ball on that. Have you seen her Amex & L’Oreal Commercials?…Some people just need to stay in their lane.

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Random Quote: Beyonce, Sasha Fierce (WTF?), Mrs. Carter…

November 4, 2008

Beyonsafierce was recently interviewed by Giant Magazine and finally spoke on her marriage to Jay-Z.

“This is like my first relationship,” she says. “I’m very private and, of course, I don’t talk about it, but I’m very, very happy. That’s all I’ll say.”

“We were together for a really long time before we got married; we were in no rush. We don’t have a normal relationship because of our careers. But celebrity or not, you go through the exact same things. We’re not perfect.”

She goes on to talk about floods,old Destiny Child members, breakdowns, Sasha Fierce (WTF?), Etta James, yada, yada, yada put a ring on it….click here to read the rest.

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Beyonce – Single Ladies Video

October 14, 2008

This song sounds exactly like “Get Me Bodied”. Oh, if you’re wondering why I posted this video just wait until 0:51 mark.

Yep, that’s why I posted this video.

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Beyonce Is On The Cover of Vibe…

May 3, 2007
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Beyonce’s Being Sued…

April 18, 2007

…by a washed up one hit wonder named Des’ree, who’s known mainly for her 1994 hit, Gotta Be.” Beyoncé allegedly never obtained proper clearance to cover a song called “I’m Kissing You,” originally co-written by Des’ree. The song was eventually released on Beyoncé’s album, “B’Day – Deluxe Edition,” with the title “Still in Love (Kissing You).”
Des’ree is suing to halt distribution of the song, video and album and seeking at least $150,000 in damages. For more info and to hear both versions of the song go to
TMZ.

I would’ve posted a picture of Des’ree but I didn’t for two reasons:
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. She’s not attractive.
2. You wouldn’t have recognized her anyway.

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Beyonce’s New Videos…

March 31, 2007

I just wanted a reason to post this picture…Damn. Plus this picture is wayyy better than any of her new videos. But, you can still go to MTV.com to check out her new videos for “Get Me Bodied”, “Suga Mama”, “Green Light” and “Freakum Dress.” Click here to see her video for “Flaws and All” or here to see “Still In Love (Kissing You).”

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Beyonce’s New Video "Upgrade U"

March 1, 2007

For those of you who haven’t seen it…