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New Fat Joe, Snoop, Rick Ross, J. Cole…

February 8, 2010

…Joe Buddens, DJ Kay Slay, Wocka Flocka Flame *sigh* and Game. Okay some of it’s old, but as always I’m playing catch-up…

Fat Joe – Slow Down (Ha Ha) ft. Young Jeezy
I fux with this ish, which is supposedly Fat Joe’s first single off of his upcoming album, The Darkside. He’s always good for at least one song per album, but that’s about it. Btw that damn Soul II Soul sample is just ridiculous.

Rick Ross – Veterans Day ft. Birdman & Lil’ Wayne
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Rick Ross – Mafia Music II ft. Chrisette Michelle

At this point everybody knows that this guy is nothing more than a rap’s very own colostomy bag. But he damn sure knows how to a hot song. Side Note: Give me a blindfold, a bottle of Italian Dressing and 15mins alone with Chrisette Michelle….that.is.all.

J. Cole – Playground
Listen to this guy….like…really listen to him. He’s a problem. This is off of Exile’s Elite’s (Thanks for the correction Serena) Groundwork mixtape.

I still can’t get over this guy’s name….is it me or does “wocka flocka flame” sound like a move from Street Fighter II?

Game – P***y Fight ft. Ray-J & Esther Dean
“I know she wit Reggie Bush/ but that was Ray-J bush/ she used to blow it, used to blow it like reggae kush” (c) Ray-J
So this is what you get when the lamest rapper on the West Coast joins forces with the lamest R&B singer on the West Coast. I have to admit, this is kind of funny…but they’re still lames.

Snoop Dogg – I Wanna Rock Remix ft. Jay-Z
“I used cop Rob Base, turn it into EZ Rock just to stay Doug E. Fresh” (c) Jay-Z

DJ Kay Slay – See The Light ft. Raekwon, Ghostface & AZ
I may be one the only people that still check for AZ….and I’m okay with that.

Joe Buddens – 40/40 ft. Royce 5’9″
Not much to say about this. Royce goes in and Joe goes in.

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Game Over…

July 15, 2009

Yep, that picture represents exactly what The Game should do as far as rappin’ goes….just kill himself. Last week The Game didn’t take his medication and as a result, he decided to release a full blown diss track directed at Mr. Shawn Corey Carter. Not only was the track completely unwarranted and unnecessary, but it was also kind of wack.

The Game – I’m So Wavy

He decided to record the diss track because of a line from the Blueprint 3 intro where Jay says he’s “not talkin’ bout Game”, Dame Dash or Jim Jones anymore. He was simply sayin’ he’s done with the so called “beefs” that exist with those individuals…it’s old, it’s over and done.

But The Game is so damn lame and hungry for attention that he took the line “I ain’t talkin’ bout Game” as Jay-Z actually “talkin” about him in a negative way and ran with it. Talk about diggin’ a hole, this guy is burying himself…seriously. I almost feel sorry for Jayceon Taylor because he’s just a talented bi-polar lame with no sense of direction musically. Somehow he’s managed to stay afloat all this time…but his lameness seems to know no boundaries. I can’t take it anymore, but we all should’ve seen this coming…

4 Signs That The Game Was and Still Is A Lame…

1.) He Tries Too Hard To Look Scary…

Just because you don’t smile, make ugly screw faces, claim a gang and get 100 tattoos that doesn’t make you scary, threatening or gangsta. I mean the faces he makes are just ridiculous…it looks like he had a stroke and his upper lip stinks. From the very beginning I thought the funky stroke thug face that he so frequently uses was a little over the top, but I figured he’d stop tryin’ so hard once he was successful. I was wrong. Unfortunately, there are a lot people in this world, mostly in the US, who think that the image that they portray is equivalent to their reality. The Game is obviously one of those people because he seems to think by looking hard, people will actually believe that he is.

Hey Jayceon, tone it down, we get it….you’re a thug. Btw there are a lot of guys walking around with smiles on their face, wearing button-up shirts, pleated Dockers and Sperry Top-Sider boat shoes that will beat the livin’ shit out of a lot of these so called “thugs” walkin’ the streets. So the angry screw face look really isn’t necessary.

2.) He Was On The Dating Show Change of Heart…
Somewhere in-between cooking crack rock and doing drive-bys The Game, then known as Jayceon Taylor, found the time for love. I mean everybody already knows about this but I find it funny that the hip-hop community gave Jayceon a pass on this, but crucified Officer Ross.

Wow! That was gangsta…for a second I thought he was gonna kill everybody in the audience.

3.) He Got A Tattoo of a Butterfly on His Face…
Okay, I’m not a thug, I’m not a killer and I’ve never claimed to be one (okay maybe when I was in 7th grade but that was because of Menace II Society and Snoop’s Doggystyle….plus I was out in the suburbs where it was okay to be a fake gangbanger). With that said I would never get a damn butterfly tattooed anywhere on my damn body…wtf do I look like? Mariah Carey? But you’re a retired crack dealing Blood from Compton and you go and get a butterfly tattooed on your face? Really?
Then I guess somebody told him that gangbangin’ and butterflies aren’t synonymous because he decided to cover it up by tattooing L.A. over it.

That same person should’ve told him that nobody would forget the fact that underneath that L.A. is a butterfly….dumb ass.

4.)He Lied Bragged About Fingerin’ Vida Guerra…
Back in 2007 The Game went on the Funkmaster Flex show and told Flex and his listeners that he fingered Vida Guerra at a party at Jamie Foxx’s house. The fact that a 27 yr old man was bragging about fingering a woman was completely childish and quite possibly the lamest shit I’ve ever heard on the radio. Then Funkmaster Flex didn’t make it any better by dropping bomb sound effects every other minute and asking for details like he was 13 yrs old.

Click here to listen to The Lame talk about fingerin’ Vida.

If I didn’t know any better I would’ve thought that The Game was still a virgin. But the fact that he has a son lets me know he’s had sex at least 1 time. What grown ass man, let alone a celebrity, is that excited about fingering a woman? I don’t care who she is…Halle Berry, Keri Hilson, Christina Milian, Kim or Kourtney Kardashian. Okay I’m lyin’ I would be extremely excited about all of them, but I wouldn’t be all on the radio bragging about it…that’s so lame and immature. I’d just put it in my tell all book, Confessions of a Bloggin’ Man Whore: These Fingers Aren’t Just For Typin’…