1st quote that comes to mind… “POW!!” – Randy from Step Brothers.
2nd quote that comes to mind… “Now use head for something other than target.” – Mr. Miyagi from The Karate Kid.
Maybe he should try out for the chess team.
I’m pretty sure this kid could go without seeing another action film for the rest of his concussion filled life. It’s a good thing Jean Claude Van Damme doesn’t make movies anymore (at least movies that people watch), because this boy would have hella flashbacks if he watched any of them. Besides those gratuitous splits, all he ever did was kick the shit out of people.
Okay, let me start by saying that the 80’s was the only decade that a man could wear what dude in the lower left hand corner has on and not automatically be considered homosexual. Click the pic to see it better. Movin’ on…
Despite the fact that half of the group dressed like male strippers…
….Full Force is probably one of the most successful groups in pop, hip-hop and R&B music. I know what you’re thinkng “ummm really? I really can’t think of anything that they’ve done.” When I say successful, I’m not just speaking in terms of their own music/songs. A lot of people don’t know that since their rise to fame in the 80’s, Full Force has been working behind the scenes over the years writing, producing and providing background vocals for just about any and everybody. UTFO, Bob Dylan, Lil’ Kim, Doctor Ice, Samantha Fox, Mayte (Prince’s ex-wife), Patti LaBelle, Jasmine Guy, The Force M.D.s, Britney Spears, James Brown, Lisa Lisa and The Cult Jam, Backstreet Boys, La Toya Jackson, Selena, Roxanne Shanté, Rihanna and The Black Eyed Peas are just some of the people that they’ve worked with.
I’ve been kickin’ quite a bit lately. Not a whole lot, just more than usual (which is why I’m broke) and this song epitomizes that old school late 80’s/early 90’s party sound and feel. The fact that this was the song played during the infamous battle between Kid N’ Play and Sydney and Sharane in House Party probably has a little something to do with it.
“Act your age not the size of those pants you wear, so tight….you look right”
I love this damn song for so many reasons…
1.) It makes me want to dance….and I don’t dance (unless I’ve consumed large quantities of alcohol). I can only think of 3 reasons why you wouldn’t want to do the Kid N’ Play when you hear this: You’ve never seen House Party, you have no idea what the Kid N’ Play is, or both.
2.) This reminds me of when me and the fellas used to have house parties. I’m talkin’ tables full of liquor, pass out on the front lawn, break your mom’s toilet, somebody’s throwin’ up type of house parties….good times. Shout out to Jay & Avri for the lettin’ us get throwed at their cribs back in the day. Oh yeah, shout out to Tense for breakdancing all by yourself at Jay’s house party.
3.) It’s happy, feel good music. This came out around the time when most of the music, particularly rap, was geared toward one extreme or another. You had feel good, positive party rap….then you had hardcore, gangster, fuck the police rap. Anything in-between was hard to come by.
See this is the attitude people need to have when they go out…ain’t gonna hurt nobody, we’re just dancing yall. If you have that much anger and aggression that you feel the need to go to the club with an attitude, screw faced lookin’ for a fight, you need to go be a cage fighter. That way you would just cut out all of the extra shit and get straight to the fighting. Huh? What did you say? You’re not that angry? You’re just a lame and you’d get your ass beat…sounds about right.
4.) It reminds me of when I had a crooked ass hi-top fade. No matter what barber I went to, they could never get it straight….kind of like my linin’ is now. Oh well.
Btw I’ll add a pic of me when I was 11 yrs old with a bogus ass box to this part of the post as soon as I find one.
Damn…Nia muhf%@kin Long! I swear this is my OBM…original baby momma. Her fine ass was recently interviewed by UK based, Pride magazine and was asked what she thought about Beyonce Knowles’ performance in Obsessed. Her response… “I didn’t see Obsessed, so I can’t comment, but it’s just not about how talented you are anymore. It’s about, ‘How much box-office revenue will this person generate?’ When you see certain people – we won’t name names – they just don’t have the skill, and no one in their team has said, ‘You need acting classes,’.
If you’re a singer not an actress, you should sing. If you’re a rapper, you should rap…if you take time to develop your craft, God bless you. Jamie Foxx is an example of both [actor and singer].”
I knew there was a somethin’ about her (besides the fact that she’s fine) that I loved. No need for me to beat a dead horse…I’ve already said it here, here and here that Beyonce can’t act for shit. Everybody gives her a pass because either they’re a stan or they’re in the industry and don’t want to rub the Knowles Mafia the wrong way.
I already know the Beyonce stans are going to say that Nia’s bitter or “hatin'” because she hasn’t been in any films lately. I really don’t think that’s the case….I think she just answered the question honestly. Beyonce is a talented singer, but if you stans would look past the lace front wigs for one second you’d see that she’s a terrible actress.
Bonus: Toni Tony Tone – Just Me & You Wtf does this song have to do with Nia Long? Remember they played this in the background in Boyz N’ Tha Hood when Trey was tryin’ to talk Brandy into givin’ him some ass?
Okay, initially I didn’t really care for Mr. CuDi because outside of “Day N’ Nite” I hadn’t heard anything else by him that I actually liked. But ever since he dropped this song my opinion has changed…I like this direction, so keep it movin’ Cudi.
“but they say you be on that conscious tip/ get your head right and get up on this conscious dick” – Common
Yep, that picture represents exactly what The Game should do as far as rappin’ goes….just kill himself. Last week The Game didn’t take his medication and as a result, he decided to release a full blown diss track directed at Mr. Shawn Corey Carter. Not only was the track completely unwarranted and unnecessary, but it was also kind of wack.
He decided to record the diss track because of a line from the Blueprint 3 intro where Jay says he’s “not talkin’ bout Game”, Dame Dash or Jim Jones anymore. He was simply sayin’ he’s done with the so called “beefs” that exist with those individuals…it’s old, it’s over and done.
But The Game is so damn lame and hungry for attention that he took the line “I ain’t talkin’ bout Game” as Jay-Z actually “talkin” about him in a negative way and ran with it. Talk about diggin’ a hole, this guy is burying himself…seriously. I almost feel sorry for Jayceon Taylor because he’s just a talented bi-polar lame with no sense of direction musically. Somehow he’s managed to stay afloat all this time…but his lameness seems to know no boundaries. I can’t take it anymore, but we all should’ve seen this coming…
4 Signs That The Game Was and Still Is A Lame… 1.) He Tries Too Hard To Look Scary…
Just because you don’t smile, make ugly screw faces, claim a gang and get 100 tattoos that doesn’t make you scary, threatening or gangsta. I mean the faces he makes are just ridiculous…it looks like he had a stroke and his upper lip stinks. From the very beginning I thought the funky stroke thug face that he so frequently uses was a little over the top, but I figured he’d stop tryin’ so hard once he was successful. I was wrong. Unfortunately, there are a lot people in this world, mostly in the US, who think that the image that they portray is equivalent to their reality. The Game is obviously one of those people because he seems to think by looking hard, people will actually believe that he is.
Hey Jayceon, tone it down, we get it….you’re a thug. Btw there are a lot of guys walking around with smiles on their face, wearing button-up shirts, pleated Dockers and Sperry Top-Sider boat shoes that will beat the livin’ shit out of a lot of these so called “thugs” walkin’ the streets. So the angry screw face look really isn’t necessary.
2.) He Was On The Dating Show Change of Heart… Somewhere in-between cooking crack rock and doing drive-bys The Game, then known as Jayceon Taylor, found the time for love. I mean everybody already knows about this but I find it funny that the hip-hop community gave Jayceon a pass on this, but crucified Officer Ross.
Wow! That was gangsta…for a second I thought he was gonna kill everybody in the audience.
3.) He Got A Tattoo of a Butterfly on His Face… Okay, I’m not a thug, I’m not a killer and I’ve never claimed to be one (okay maybe when I was in 7th grade but that was because of Menace II Society and Snoop’s Doggystyle….plus I was out in the suburbs where it was okay to be a fake gangbanger). With that said I would never get a damn butterfly tattooed anywhere on my damn body…wtf do I look like? Mariah Carey? But you’re a retired crack dealing Blood from Compton and you go and get a butterfly tattooed on your face? Really? Then I guess somebody told him that gangbangin’ and butterflies aren’t synonymous because he decided to cover it up by tattooing L.A. over it.
That same person should’ve told him that nobody would forget the fact that underneath that L.A. is a butterfly….dumb ass.
4.)He Lied Bragged About Fingerin’ Vida Guerra… Back in 2007 The Game went on the Funkmaster Flex show and told Flex and his listeners that he fingered Vida Guerra at a party at Jamie Foxx’s house. The fact that a 27 yr old man was bragging about fingering a woman was completely childish and quite possibly the lamest shit I’ve ever heard on the radio. Then Funkmaster Flex didn’t make it any better by dropping bomb sound effects every other minute and asking for details like he was 13 yrs old.
Click here to listen to The Lame talk about fingerin’ Vida.
If I didn’t know any better I would’ve thought that The Game was still a virgin. But the fact that he has a son lets me know he’s had sex at least 1 time. What grown ass man, let alone a celebrity, is that excited about fingering a woman? I don’t care who she is…Halle Berry, Keri Hilson, Christina Milian, Kim or Kourtney Kardashian. Okay I’m lyin’ I would be extremely excited about all of them, but I wouldn’t be all on the radio bragging about it…that’s so lame and immature. I’d just put it in my tell all book, Confessions of a Bloggin’ Man Whore: These Fingers Aren’t Just For Typin’…
….and tell him to re-think this whole Young Money affiliation. I mean seriously, it hasn’t been a good look for him. First it was the BET Awards performance and now this…
Yep…Drake is now a spokesperson for Strapped condoms.
I know WTF? How? Why? Well Lil’ Wayne is the main spokesperson for the line of condoms and I’m guessing he persuaded Drake to join him. Never heard of Strapped condoms?
Neither has Lil’ Wayne apparently or else he wouldn’t have a child with her and her, or one on the way with her and another one on the way with her.
Like seriously? I know that people pick celebrities to endorse their products because they feel that they’re more influential than some regular Joe Smoe, but picking a celebrity with 2 children by 2 different women and 2 children on the way by 2 more woman to endorse a line of condoms is just retarded. Either Wayne doesn’t use these condoms at all or he does and they don’t work…which is even worse. Either way nobody with an ounce of God given sense would purchase these things.
…was recently recorded by the newest addition to the Los Angeles Lakers, Ron Artest.
You may not have known, may not remember, or maybe you just completely blocked it from your memory…but Ron Artest tried to pursue a rap career a few years back.
Fortunately, for the sake of mankind and all creatures with the ability to hear, a brave Hobbit came along and formed a fellowship, then they set out on a long ass mission to rid the world of the evil that is Ron Artest’s music. After 10 hours and 3 DVDs the Hobbit finally made it to Mordor, where he took all of Ron’s recordings and threw them into the fiery pits of Mount Doom…destroying them forever.
Unfortunately, the death of Michael Jackson was powerful enough to resurrect Ron Artest’s desire to rap…
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