New Ludacris, Wale, Jamie Foxx, Kelis and….

…some other people. Okay, once again I’m playin’ catch up, so most of these aren’t new…they’ve just been sitting around in blog purgatory.

Ludacris – How Low Can You Go
*sigh* This song is okay for high school pom pom teams and footworkin’ crews here in Chicago, but I’m gonna need Luda to go a lil’ harder like he did on this. That way people just might start mentioning him when they make their best rappers list.

Consequence – Whatever You Want Remix Ft. Common, Big Sean & KiD CuDi
I fux with this, but then again the original was the ish to me. Unfortunately, I have a better chance at blowing up as a rapper than Consequence.

Wale – Beast
“You never Reggie Bush me if you’ve been Ray J’d” Ha ha…he made a funny. He should’ve put this on his album. Not that it would’ve helped it sell more, but I prefer this over some of his other tracks.

Jamie Foxx – Speak French Ft. Gucci Mane
I don’t care for this (at the moment), but I can definitely see this goin’ hard in both clubs, regular and strip. Shout out to “Bottoms Up” in St. Louis (Brooklyn, IL to be exact)….I’ll be back. Change for a $100 anyone?

Kelis – Acapella
This might be a hit……in the dance/techno clubs. White lines and glow sticks all day. I’m proud of her for actually going back to work and not focusing all of her energy towards draining Nas’ life force.

Nelly – She Got Me
This shit goes beyond terrible….like if terrible was Earth this song would be Pluto. This shit sounds like a mash-up of Akon, Luther Vandross and Mtume. I don’t even think Nelly raps on this, which could be a good or bad thing depending on how you look at it.

Gucci Mane Ft. Cam’ron & Lil Wayne – Stupid Wild
Ahhh yes, this is one of those songs that reminds me of that group of guys in the club dancin’ around, throwin’ up gang signs and they all smell of weed, Hennessy, ignorance and failure.

Charles Hamilton – Charles Hamilton Is Back
Just when you thought he didn’t have anymore rings left in him…he’s back. I gotta give it to him, at this point I was expecting him to enroll in some random college, major in graphic design and give up on rap…but he’s still rappin’. While I like this song, let’s be honest…he’s only delaying the inevitable

Jamie Foxx Is…

…one lucky bastard.

Halle Berry decided to make me extremely jealous of Jamie Foxx at the Spike TV’s 2009 “Guys Choice Awards” Saturday night. She kissed him, grabbed his crotch and let him palm her tight ass….shoot me…please. If that was me I would’ve had to walk right off stage directly afterwards….facing the audience, side stepping the whole way. If I would’ve turned sideways I would’ve gotten fined by the FCC like Janet did for the whole Superbowl titty thing. Why? Let’s just say they haven’t made a pair of underwear or jeans that would’ve been strong enough to hold back my excitement.

Jamie Foxx and Keri Hilson’s backup dancer are very Zen like creatures…kind of like Black Buddhas. It’s quite fascinating. How do they control themselves in these situations? Do you see where Halle’s hand is at? That right there would’ve made me forget we were at an awards show. I would’ve immediately thought we were back at my place, in my bedroom, with “Blame It” playing in the background, candles burning, maple syrup everywhere, video camera recording….

*Sigh*

More pics after the jump.




Oh yeah, I like to dedicate this video to Ms. Berry.