Random Pic: The Top of Birdman’s Head…

Quick question…when did everybody become Bloods?

Did they just have like a huge write-in ceremony for rappers? If I was a “real” Blood I would be beyond pissed. I mean this shit has become a fad…kind of like towel coats, Pokemon and skinny jeans. I swear these rappers remind me of the lames that used to claim gangs back in college. As soon as they paid that 40 cent toll, they’d turn their hat to left or right. I guess they figured since they were 60 miles from the city they were free to claim whatever gang they wanted to without any repercussions. Don’t get me wrong, gangs in general are just stupid….but claimin’ a gang on a college campus, within a 100 meters of a cornfield should call for the donation of your body to science….while your still alive.

Jim Jones, Lil’ Wayne, Birdman and a lot of these other rappers must’ve forgot that they’ve been around for quite some time. If they came in the rap game hollering “Blood this, soo woo that” it would be a different story. But these clowns just started doing this whole “Blood” thing a couple of years ago. Well I guess when you’re touring the country, living in multi-million dollar suburban homes and driving luxury cars, you’re left with no choice but to turn to the harsh realities of gang life.

Well, if you’re interested in hearing what the Birdman has to say about Wayne’s upcoming jail sentence, Drake’s future, his own rap career and how Cash Money compares to other rap labels click here.

Side Note: I don’t know who’s going to get the dumbest tattoo of the year award, but it’s definitely between Baby and Jermaine “Master Splinter” Dupri.

New Robin Thicke, Big Boi, Birdman, Chris Brown…

Robin Thicke – Sex Therapy
WARNING: This is some greazy shit. I’m talking rose petals, bubble bath, candles, tripod, camcorder, Rachel Ray Olive Oil, maple syrup, strawberries, french toast, turkey bacon, omelette type shit. Sorry I went off on a tangent, but it’s been a while since I’ve had a nice breakfast. *sigh* I’m a big hungry bastard…

Big Boi – Shine Blockas Ft. Gucci Mane
Damn, Gucci Mane is like the fuckin’ Flu…and it’s Flu season. There’s no escapin’ his charbroiled ass, even if you don’t fuck with him chances are your favorite rapper or singer does. As much as I wanna dislike him, I really have no place to talk. *cues up Usher’s Confessions* I actually purchased a Silkk Da Shocker CD when I was in high school. *hangs head in shame* So can I really hate on Gucci Mane?

Birdman – More Milli Ft. Drake
I see Birdman is gonna ride this Drake thing until the wheels fall off. Every song I’ve heard from his upcoming album has Drake on it. I can’t blame him though, he didn’t get rich by being an idiot. He know’s that nobody in their right mind wants to hear him rap at all, so he might as well soften the blow by having “The Yellow One” rap with him.

Chris Brown – So Cold
Umm….I think he’s talking about Rihanna. Ri Ri must’ve had that good good because this brother is making it quite clear that he wants her back….Simp.

New Apathy, Birdman, Estelle, Drake, Shawty Lo…

Apathy – True Love Ft. Phonte
I’ve never heard of Apathy before this, but I’ll give anything a listen if it involves anybody from the Little Brother/Foreign Exchange/J.U.S.T.I.C.E. League crew. This features Phonte so it was a must listen for me. I’m glad I checked this out because the shit is pretty dope. Apathy’s upcoming album is titled Wanna Snuggle?, that’s hilarious….to me.

Birdman aka Baby – Money To Blow Ft. Drake & Lil’ Wayne
Ummm this song is old. The original version came out over a year ago…before everybody set up permanent residency on Drizzy’s balls. Anywho, the original was made by some guy named Jerz Y.A. and it featured Drake ——> Jerz Y.A. – Money To Blow Ft. Drake

Estelle – All Nite Long Ft. John Legend & Ludacris
I don’t know what to say about this song….okay, yes I do. This song sucks. Estelle is sing-rapping, John Legend sings the tired ass chorus and Ludacris’ verse just seems out of place and unnecessary. Btw I hate when people spell ‘night’ this way —> nite.

Drake – Killer Ft. Nipsey Hussle
I fux wit this. I’ve never listened to anything with Nipsey Hussle on it before this….I just couldn’t get pass the name.

Shawty Lo – A Town Ft. Ludacris, Gucci Mane & The-Dream
This is obviously supposed to be an Atlanta rap anthem….I think they could’ve went harder.