Hulk Hogan recently talked to Rolling Stone about his divorce to Linda Bollea, whom he has been married to for 24 years. He also discussed his feelings regarding her relationship with her boyfriend, Charlie Hill, and how he can relate to America’s favorite Bronco drivin’, isotona wearing, knife wielding, NFL hall-of-famer…
“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat.”
“You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife….I totally understand OJ. I get it.”
A Few Things…
1.) He better pray to whoever he believes in, that Linda and her boyfriend never go missing and/or are found brutally murdered. Can you say prime suspect? The only thing the prosecutor will have to do is bring this interview up and he’ll be putting on exhibition matches in the confines of prison….red underwear and all.
2.) Do you know how he found out that his wife was divorcing him? No, it wasn’t thru a phone call or text, that would’ve been great. A newspaper reporter asked him about the divorce. He didn’t know what the reporter was talking about, so the reporter informed him that his wife had filed for a divorce. His response:
“Holy smokes….wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me.”
How shitty is that? Everybody knew his wife was divorcing him before he did. That’s the kind of information you should know before anybody else, let alone the general public. That’s like somebody walking up to you and being like…
“Hey man, how are you handling that Chlamydia?”
…and you have no idea what they’re talking about…that is until you go get tested.
3.) He’s a very strong guy emotionally, considering the fact that he hasn’t touched Linda and Charlie. I mean that’s pretty fucked up…his wife left him for one of his daughter’s former high school classmates. No seriously, the guy went to school with his daughter. Think about it, 15 years ago this kid was probably walking around wearing Hulkamania Fruit of Looms and calling everybody “Brother”. Now he’s driving Mr. Hogan’s Escalade around town and giving his wife back shots in his 20,000 sq. ft. mansion.
4.) Fuck O.J. Simpson.
I was in high school when the whole O.J. murder trial was going on. I remember when he got aquitted…Black people everywhere where jumping around like slavery had just been abolished.
For what? It wasn’t a victory for anybody. Especially not Black people. O.J. didn’t give a shit about you then and he doesn’t give a shit about you now. I’m not 100% sure if he did it….I’m only about 99.9% sure, but he got off anyway because he was rich and able to acquire the representation of the brilliant Johnny Cochran (R.I.P.) and his defense team.
And what did O.J. “If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened book writing ass” Simpson do years down the line?
Get locked up.
Karma…course correction…
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