I Had Some Problems…

…and no one could seem to solve them. No one but crack cocaine.

El DeBarge was arrested earlier this month for possession of a controlled substance and was being held without bond.

On Tuesday Mr. Patrick Eldra DeBarge was sentenced to 2 years in the California State Prison in Lancaster for violating the conditions of his parole on a 2007 drug possession charge.

That’s f*cked up…”The Rhythm of the Night” is about to take on a whole new meaning. His high yellow, high-pitched singing ass is going to the state pen…pray for him. If you’ve ever danced to “Stay With Me” at the end of a party, please say at least 1 prayer for him.

Kanye West – Coldest Winter & Robocop

I’m feelin Robocop…Coldest Winter is alright but I like the original version more.

Kanye West – Coldest Winter

Kanye West – Robocop

Image borrowed from Complex.

Drake & Trey Songs – Pop Rosé

Here’s some ish to party to this wknd.

Drake & Trey Songs – Pop Rosé

Please don’t go out and “Pop Rosé” this weekend just because of this damn song. By the way if you are so easily influenced, their referring to Dom Pérignon Rosé Vintage 1996 (retail price $469).

Side Note: Please stop wearing those designer scarves around your neck. I know it’s made by Louis Vuitton and I know Lil’ Wayne, Jay-Z and Kanye are wearing them…so it’s cool right? No, it’s not…you look like an urban cowboy.

If you were wearing them before it became “cool” then keep doing you…but I know 99% of you weren’t.

Riskay – Smell Yo D*ck

Yeah…that’s not a typo. Apparently, this has been out for a while so I’m a little late. Ghetto Mentality + Pure Ignorance + WTF? = This Video.
Warning: Obviously NSFW

Um…where do I start? Strippers named Diamond? Riskay is gonna pull out her nine? Is that supposed to be lingerie that Riskay is wearing? Why are the people in the club dancing to this?

Royce Da 5’9 – Shake This

Produced by DJ Premier. Royce loses his mind.

Royce Da 5’9 – Shake This

Detroit’s been going in lately…Elzhi (The Preface), Black Milk (Tronic), Royce (random songs) and Eminem (he’s back, listen here).

Sarah Palin vs. Terry Tate

I wish this was how the interview really went…

“Somebody just got a weekly subscription to Terry’s Journal of Pain, and the first issue’s free baby!!!”

This broad can’t answer a simple f*ckin question. She’s like the political version of a Magic 8 Ball, she has about 4 answers that she uses regardless of the question.

Interviewer: “Governor Palin, what did you have for dinner?”
Palin: “John McCain’s a Maverick.”
Interviewer: “What?”
Palin: “Drill, Baby, Drill!”
Interviewer: “Governor Palin, again, what did you have for dinner?”
Palin: “John McCain is the only candidate who actually fought for you!”
Interviewer: “F*ck It.”

Who Is This Guy?

No, he’s not the CEO of some random company nor is he some legendary martial artist. He’s actually the World’s Oldest Porn Star…yep, that’s a little bit of vomit you’re tasting in your mouth right now. His name is Shigeo Tokuda and he is a 74-year-old Japanese porn star.

He was recently interviewed and had this to say about his career, “I’ve been doing this for 14 and a half years, and I’ve been in around 250 films so far….lately I’m also starring as the main actor in a porn series set in a senior-care home.”

And on his ability to perform, “..my performance is often affected by my costar. Depending on who they are, I’ll instinctually think, ‘Yes, this one’s going to be good’ or ‘I might have a little trouble today.'”

Did you catch that? He’s been doing this for just over 14 years and he’s 74, which means he started at 60. I’m not sure what to think here, it’s disgusting, yet inspiring. For the entire interview go to Vice Magazine.

Black Milk – Losing Out

This is off of Black Milk’s album Tronic which drops October 28th.

Black Milk feat. Royce Da 5’9 – Losing Out

If you’re looking for anything besides good music, look elsewhere. No Gucci Bandannas over here.

I Choose You…

Fact: Every year at least one rapper uses a line from “The Mack” in a song or interlude. Warning: NSFW Language

Yes…that was a sword. A pimp with a sword? I’m so confused. That’s like a samurai with a AK-47.

Top 49 Men of 2008

Guess who’s number 1. Despite the fact that in the past they both made wack ass songs about being no. 1, it’s not Nelly or Diddy.

If it wasn’t obvious from his picture, Barack Obama came in at number 1.

Why? “For millions of young guys voting for the first time, Barack Obama isn’t a symbol of change — he is the emissary of their legacy.”

“His arrival tells them that they aren’t doomed to inherit the archaic cynicism of their parents, but are free to entertain their own hopes and dreams.”

For the entire list go to AskMen.com