That’s Just Turrible…

So by now I’m sure you’ve heard that Sir Charles was arrested the morning of New Year’s Eve for DUI. Well, here’s my Fav 5 facts about Charles Barkley’s DUI arrest…

1.) He had just left a club, where he was partying with Michael Strahan and Jaleel White (yes, Urkel from Family Matters).

2.) He bought 6 bottles (of what I don’t know) at $300 a piece and left a $350 tip.

3.) “I was going to drive around the corner and get a blow job,” is what he told the arresting officer.

4.) He said the woman had given him a blow job last week and it was the best one he had ever had in his life.

5.) He told one of the employees at the police station, “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.”

So all in all, Sir Charles had an f*ckin’ awesome night. I wonder what Charles was doing right before he left the club?

Random Quote: Charles Barkley…

…thinks Don Imus should have been suspended, but not fired, for insulting the Rutgers women’s basketball team. On last night’s “Boomer Esiason Show” on MSG he express his opinion on the Imus uproar:
“It was an insult to those young ladies…He owed them an apology. I think a suspension was warranted…anytime something happens, you [media] guys have a magnet on Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, like they speak for all black people…which is unfortunate and unfair. Al and Jesse have said racist things before. I don’t think you can have selective prosecution…that’s not right, that’s not fair.”