Archive for November, 2008

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Drake & Lykke Li – Little Bit (Remix)

November 20, 2008

This is off of Drizzy’s upcoming mixtape So Far Gone. The original version is by Lykke Li, a Swedish indie singer…Drake’s a fan so he decided to hop on the track.

Drake & Lykke Li – Little Bit (Remix)

Check out Lykke’s video for the original version here.

Just in case you’re feelin her…
Lykke Li – Little Bit
Lykke Li – I’m Good, I’m Gone

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Jim Jones Covers Complex…

November 19, 2008

He looks like he stinks.He reminds me of Pig-Pen. I mean regardless of how neat he tries to be, he always looks like he smells…bad…really bad. If he came out with a cologne I’m sure it would smell of pine cones, Newport Cigarettes, sweat, Hennessey, chicken grease, marijuana, and mahogany.

To read Pig-Pen’s interview, where he talks about Jay, Kanye & Cam’ron, go to Complex.

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Need A Good Lawyer?

November 14, 2008

Then look no further than Peter “P’ Ta Mon” John.
Unfortunately, this is a real ad. He’s known as “The Thugs Lawyer“. Nothing says “I want to go jail” more than showing up to criminal court with this guy as your lawyer. I mean why stop with him, you might as well wear a t-shirt that says “Yes I did it. Go F*ck yourself your honor”.

BTW he’s a Reggae artist too.

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Beyonce = Wonder Woman?

November 14, 2008

By now I’m sure you’ve heard that Mrs. ‘To The Left’ is interested in playing Wonder Woman. If she never wants to get offered another movie role in her life…I say go for it. To put this in perspective, Halle Berry (the greatest MILF in the world) who’s an okay actress, played in a movie by the name of Catwoman…we saw how that turned out.

Now don’t get me wrong Beyonsafierce (aka Ms. 51 seconds), is a very talented singer. Did you notice how I placed a period after the word ‘singer’. That’s it, she’s a talented singer. I honestly believe a dyslexic chimpanzee with down syndrome could act 10 times better than her.

Need proof…Dreamgirls? Pick a scene. Her Sprint Commercial? She only had 1 line about some wack ass Dereon samples and she dropped the ball on that. Have you seen her Amex & L’Oreal Commercials?…Some people just need to stay in their lane.

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Barack Covers GQ…

November 14, 2008

As much as I despise the words ‘swag’ and ‘swagger’…if they’re gonna be used let em be in reference to him.

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Why Does Everybody Hate This Guy?

November 8, 2008

Ken Sander was the host of several public access shows in NY back in the early 90s. During this episode New Yorkers clearly express how they feel about gun control…and him. Warning: NSFW Language

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New T-Pain, Jay-Z, 88 Keys…

November 7, 2008

T-Pain Ft. Justin Timberlake – Can’t Believe [Remix]
Not Justin too….damn you autotune…..

Jay-Z – History (Full Album Version)
Perfect timing.

88-Keys Ft. Redman – The Burning Bush
The title is self-explanatory.

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Don’t Run Up On Katt Williams…

November 7, 2008

…cuz he keeps a pistol on him at all times. Lil’ man was arrested Thursday in NYC for weapons possession after cops noticed three guns inside his car (yes I said 3 guns). He spent most of Thursday in jail and later posted $25K bond at Manhattan Criminal Court. Afterwards, he went on to perform at his sold-out show at Carnegie Hall.
Damn, he was arrested back in ’06 at LAX for having guns in both his carry-on and checked bags (yes I said guns). Can you blame him though? I mean it’s not like he could really fight somebody toe-to-toe if they ran up on him. There’s only one lesson to be learned be here: Katt Williams will shoot yo ass.

For more info go to MTV.

BTW check out the cartoon version of his standup bit “Gangsta Tigers” here.

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When Keeping It Real Stupid Goes Wrong…

November 7, 2008

In Chicago, after Obama was announced the winner of the Presidential Election, police responded to a crowd of people celebrating Obama’s win on the corner of 69th Street and Western Avenue. Celita Hart, 19, who is black, yelled ” ‘White B*tch, F*ck McCain–you white police can’t do nothing anymore.’” With that, she reached through the window of a squad car and slapped a white male officer in the face, according to Assistant State’s Atty. Lorraine Scaduto.

Hart who resides on the 7100 block of South Rockwell Street, was charged with aggravated battery of a police officer and was ordered her held in lieu of $10,000 bail.

Apparently her dumb ass forgot that despite the fact that Obama won the election, police can still arrest people.

Source

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Jay-Z – History (Radio Rip)

November 6, 2008
Jay-Z – History (Radio Rip)